Grace Stamper: A.J. is my choice!
Harry Stamper: Choice? He's the only one here in your age bracket. That's not a choice, it's a lack of option.

Grace Stamper: I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

Grace Stamper: A.J. is my choice!
Harry Stamper: Choice? He's the only one here your age. That's not a choice, it's a lack of option.

A.J.: You know what I was thinking?
Grace Stamper: What?
A.J.: I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker.
Grace Stamper: Why?
A.J.: Well cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie, I mean well putting cheese on something is sort of a defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. I don't know why I thought of that, i just-
Grace Stamper: Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.

Grace Stamper: First time I got my period, Rock had to take me to Tai-Pei for Tampax. Then he had to show me how to use them.
[Off Harry's stern look]
Rockhound: I told her how to use them. I didn't show her, Harry.

Grace Stamper: You still haven't told them yet. That's my father up there!

Grace Stamper: Baby, do you think its possible that there's someone doing this very same thing at this very same time?
A.J.: I hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?

Grace Stamper: Well, I lied to you too...when I said I didn't want to be like you, because I am like you. Everything good in me I have from you.